Friday, April 24, 2009

6 Degrees of Separation

Today has been deemed THE BEST DAY EVER.

1. I am 5 degrees from Eddie Izzard (me, my friend Chris, Eddie Izzard's niece [who Chris met in Vietnam], Eddie Izzard's sibling/sibling-in-law, Eddie himself)

2. I am 4 degrees from The Doctor (me, my friend Chris, Eddie Izzard's niece, Matt Smith [who EI's niece met in London, before he was The Doctor). -- Just in time for the DW marathon this weekend! WOOT!

In other news, I passed the 25K mark in HAREM today, which is exciting.

I also owe some people major huggage tomorrow, and some bake-age if this weekend is not a disaster.

Also, the Career Center is the stupidest thing ever. I called to ask if they could help me out with potentially finding money for grad school and the girl asked me 1. if I read the grad school's website (no, I was too busy staring at a blank wall) 2. if I read the Career Center's website, because that was all the help they could give me. I was about three seconds from flinging my phone across the room and running up the Hill to kill her. Why is it that the CC is only geared to 1. the stupidest kids at Hamilton 2. only Economics and Government students? Too bad I'm a self-sufficient student who has exhausted all of the possibilities I could find and need a little advice to find money. Too bad I'm not a friggin trust fund baby. Too bad I can't just sell my Audi. TOO FRIGGIN BAD! AHHH!!! At this point, I really hope that I'll be able to defer a year so that I can work and save money, and THEN go off to grad school. Maybe by then, I'll have published a book and written a movie and sold a comic book. Or hit the lottery. That's acceptable too. (Also, did you know that the federal government made it illegal for women to sell their eggs? I actually was looking into that as a possibility, but the government made it illegal. HOWEVER, it's still legal to sell sperm. Yet another evil strike against equal rights.)


Back to work! *little angel/demon on shoulder whips me*

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